It’s no secret I love fashion. I also love laughing at ridiculous fashion.
In a recent fit of insomnia, I spent a good hour perusing the Nordstrom website. It didn’t help my insomnia that I nearly died laughing at some of the things they were selling.
Join me now in a humorous game of Who Wore It Better?! First up, this grey shift dress. Who wore it better: the model, or Wednesday Addams? I dunno about you, but I think the model on the left needs to up her goth game if she wants to give Miss Addams a run for her money.
Next up, who wore it better: The model, or Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas? I think the model needs a few more scars and some even paler makeup to be as cool as Sally.
Who wore it better: The model, or the cover of the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine album? Both are pretty psychedelic.
Who wore it better: The model, or the Joker in the Dark Knight film? I honestly find the models’s outfit so dang creepy because all it’s missing is a cinched belt and the DENT logo.
Finally, who wore it better: The model with an overpriced jumpsuit, or “Relativity” by M. C. Escher? I’m getting dizzy just looking at both!
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I obviously need to do some shopping… 😉
EDIT: All photos used in this post are not mine. Every effort has been made to attribute photos to their original creators. This post is a work of satire and, as such, constitutes fair use of photos according to US copyright law.
Links to photos on right:
Wednesday Addams: http://www.theguardian.com/film/gallery/2010/oct/11/best-family-films-kids
Sally: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=277183.0
Beatles album cover: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/the-beatles-albums-from-please-please-me-to-let-it-be-20090407/beatles-album-1969-yellow-submarine-800387
Joker: http://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=71204
Relativity, by M. C. Escher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_(M._C._Escher)
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All the ones on the right wore it better, IMHO. 🙂
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I agree! 🙂
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This is brilliant and hilarious! I can’t believe the uncanny-ness in those outfits, love it!
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Haha thank you! And IKR? I saw a few of these and was like these are ripped straight from Hollywood! 🙂
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Heath Ledger, hands down. For that one, anyway…
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Haha agreed!
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😜
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lmao, great finds. Wednesday, Sally, The Beatles, The Joker, and of course Relativity all win. Very amusing for sure.
I think I’m the most fashion-illiterate person in the world. Perhaps in the top 10 at least. Happily (and not coincidentally), my choices for work only come down to what tie to wear, while I display my diverse khaki shorts and a t-shirt in summer and jeans and a flannel in winter. Pathetic? Maybe. But there’s something to be said for simplicity and not having to go through decision fatigue just trying to figure out an outfit. lol
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Haha glad you enjoyed it! I laughed so hard when I first so all these foolish (and very expensive) outfits. Your fashion breadth sounds very much like my fiance’s. He owns khakis, jeans, a couple of suits, and a variety of t-shirts lol. I agree there is something to be said for simplicity! Then again I have a weak spot for impractically high heels, but I think a lot of us women do 🙂
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Who designed those clothes from Nordstrom?
The name sounds awesome and I can only think of Nords from the Elder Scrolls creating neat outfits – but not these.
The characters wore them better. Definitely.
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Haha I like the idea of a character from Elder Scrolls being a fashion designer! And I totally agree, the characters wore them way better. 🙂
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Hooray for Wednesday Adamsa and Sally. They definitely know how to stand out from the crowd. Great idea for a post.
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I agree! I always loved both of them. Thanks! Hopefully I’ll see more funny outfits to poke fun at next time I’m shopping. 🙂
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