It’s no secret I love fashion. I also love laughing at ridiculous fashion.
In a recent fit of insomnia, I spent a good hour perusing the Nordstrom website. It didn’t help my insomnia that I nearly died laughing at some of the things they were selling.
Join me now in a humorous game of Who Wore It Better?! First up, this grey shift dress. Who wore it better: the model, or Wednesday Addams? I dunno about you, but I think the model on the left needs to up her goth game if she wants to give Miss Addams a run for her money.
Next up, who wore it better: The model, or Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas? I think the model needs a few more scars and some even paler makeup to be as cool as Sally.
Who wore it better: The model, or the cover of the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine album? Both are pretty psychedelic.
Who wore it better: The model, or the Joker in the Dark Knight film? I honestly find the models’s outfit so dang creepy because all it’s missing is a cinched belt and the DENT logo.
Finally, who wore it better: The model with an overpriced jumpsuit, or “Relativity” by M. C. Escher? I’m getting dizzy just looking at both!
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I obviously need to do some shopping… 😉
EDIT: All photos used in this post are not mine. Every effort has been made to attribute photos to their original creators. This post is a work of satire and, as such, constitutes fair use of photos according to US copyright law.
Links to photos on right:
Relativity, by M. C. Escher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_(M._C._Escher)